Your friendly PSA from the Cult of Turret · 7:44pm Feb 1st, 2020
Beware False Turrets
The time has come, all shall bow to the mighty Turret!
Come my brothers and sisters, join the Cult of Turrets
Cave Johnson here and I just want to let it be known that here at Aperture Science we take Science Heresy extremely serious. So if you hear any of your fellow employees say that what we do here in not science then please inform the nearest security post and well send them to the Test Track as our next test subject!